What kind of crazies buy 18 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies????
Good Lord! Will somebody please fix my jacked up brows??? Both of them are messed up and have bald spots due to scars from TWO different accidents I caused trying to be a gold medal gymnast in my bedroom when I was a kid, but that's a story for another time...What in the WORLD possessed us to buy EIGHTEEN boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. We do this every year and say "We'll freeze them, then they will last a year". Last year they lasted exactly 34 days, yes, 34 days. I just think about them sitting there in the bottom of the freezer, all cold and delicious, and I can't help myself. Then I trick myself into thinking if I get rid of them eat them, they will be out of the house and then I don't have to worry about trying to fight off the urge to eat them anymore. That is a great plan until 3 days later when I can't get my pants over my hips and butt...because that's where Girl Scout cookies live after I eat them, my hips and butt. Apparently they multiply after you eat them because how does eating 1 pound of cookies equal 3 pounds of hip fat???? Is there a 12 step program for Girl Scout Cookies????